That feeling when you enter a store and they play your favorite song.
That feeling when you enter a store and they play your favorite song.
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When I drink alcohol. Everyone says I'm alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.
When I drink alcohol. Everyone says I'm alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.
When your ex-asks if you can still be friends right after a breakup, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
When your ex-asks if you can still be friends right after a breakup, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak.
That amazing moment, when you drop your phone, but the headphones save its life.
That amazing moment, when you drop your phone, but the headphones save its life.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
One day, I'm going to make the onions cry.
One day, I'm going to make the onions cry.
The difference between the pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The difference between the pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
When life gets tough, remember, you were the strongest sperm.
When life gets tough, remember, you were the strongest sperm.
I hope life isn't a big joke because I don't get it.
I hope life isn't a big joke because I don't get it.
GOD is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
GOD is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
It's awesome when someone understands u more than u.
It's awesome when someone understands u more than u.
That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on Scoot and all of a sudden, she decides to Race with you.
That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on Scoot and all of a sudden, she decides to Race with you.
Awesome feeling, being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.
Awesome feeling, being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
That awesome moment when you carry someone's baby and they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.
That awesome moment when you carry someone's baby and they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The awesome moment, when you are telling A Joke but can't finish it because you're laughing too hard.
The awesome moment, when you are telling A Joke but can't finish it because you're laughing too hard.
That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it and then you sit there like a legend.
That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it and then you sit there like a legend.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you.
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Ooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put a lol at the end of it.
Ooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put a lol at the end of it.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's.
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
Relationship status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
Relationship status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Taking revenge is wrong. Very, very wrong, but very, very fun.
Taking revenge is wrong. Very, very wrong, but very, very fun.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
An awesome moment, when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
An awesome moment, when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person and that person coincidentally is the first one to like that status.
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person and that person coincidentally is the first one to like that status.
Best conversations always happen later in the night.
Best conversations always happen later in the night.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
That awesome moment when we bankers get more marks, than attendees.
That awesome moment when we bankers get more marks, than attendees.
The only reason GOD made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
The only reason GOD made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
When I joke, they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
When I joke, they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
I miss your smile, but I miss my own even more.
I miss your smile, but I miss my own even more.
Someday, somewhere somehow I and you will be together.
Someday, somewhere somehow I and you will be together.
May I go to the toilet? I'm fucking bored.
May I go to the toilet? I'm fucking bored.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. Are you sitting on the remote? No. Stand up.
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. Are you sitting on the remote? No. Stand up.
I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone.
I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
Why do parents get so upset about little things like GODdamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like GODdamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body.
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Anyone else sits on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago,
Anyone else sits on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago,
Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain.
Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for the internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for the internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
That awesome moment, when you see someone's status, and you know it's aimed at you.
That awesome moment, when you see someone's status, and you know it's aimed at you.
That awesome moment, when you find a free Wi-Fi in public places.
That awesome moment, when you find a free Wi-Fi in public places.
Dear iPhone, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
Dear iPhone, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it always on silent.
I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it always on silent.
Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.
Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.