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A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
Indian aerospace scientist who served as the 11th President of India.
Abraham Lincoln
16th President of the United States.
Albert Einstein
Theoretical physicist best known for the theory of relativity.
Buddha
Spiritual teacher and founder of Buddhism, born Siddhartha Gautama.
George Washington
American military leader and the first President of the United States.
Mahatma Gandhi
Leader of India's non-violent independence movement.
Mark Twain
American writer and humorist, author of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Martin Luther King Jr.
American Baptist minister and leader of the American civil rights movement.
Mother Teresa
Catholic nun and missionary known for her work with the poor in Kolkata.
Napoleon Bonaparte
French military and political leader who rose to prominence during the French Revolution.
Nelson Mandela
South African anti-apartheid leader who served as President of South Africa.
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Winston Churchill
British statesman who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during World War II.
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I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.
I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single.
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single.
Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
Prayer should be gratitude not asking for something.
Prayer should be gratitude not asking for something.
I know I am awesome, so I don't care about your opinion.
I know I am awesome, so I don't care about your opinion.
Marriage is useful for soothing sensuality. It's useless for soothing love.
Marriage is useful for soothing sensuality. It's useless for soothing love.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Destroy what destroys you.
Destroy what destroys you.
To be angry is to let others mistakes punish you. To forgive others is to be good to yourself.
To be angry is to let others mistakes punish you. To forgive others is to be good to yourself.
Men shouldn't hide weakness, they should kill it.
Men shouldn't hide weakness, they should kill it.
We may not be able to see each other or listen to each other often. But thoughts of you fill my heart with fond memories of the times we have spent together. Thinking of you.
We may not be able to see each other or listen to each other often. But thoughts of you fill my heart with fond memories of the times we have spent together. Thinking of you.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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