Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
I saw a donkey on a bike.
I saw a donkey on a bike.
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't trip and fall into the cache.
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't trip and fall into the cache.
My son wasn't too pleased about me giving him a bath earlier. Apparently, he wanted a bike for his birthday.
My son wasn't too pleased about me giving him a bath earlier. Apparently, he wanted a bike for his birthday.
Got in a wreck with a smart car today, it's totaled. My bike is fine, though.
Got in a wreck with a smart car today, it's totaled. My bike is fine, though.
It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.
It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.
Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.
Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.
Save some money, go for a ride.
Save some money, go for a ride.
If I weren't doing what I'm doing today. I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a motorcycle.
If I weren't doing what I'm doing today. I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a motorcycle.
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down.
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down.
I love my bike more than my girlfriend.
I love my bike more than my girlfriend.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.
Drop the gear and disappear.
Drop the gear and disappear.
48+2 Members can sit in a bus. 5+1 Can sit in a car. 3+1 Can sit in an auto 1+1 can sit on a bike. Only 1 can sit in my heart, that's you my dear valentine.
48+2 Members can sit in a bus. 5+1 Can sit in a car. 3+1 Can sit in an auto 1+1 can sit on a bike. Only 1 can sit in my heart, that's you my dear valentine.
A man without a woman is like a bird without a bike.
A man without a woman is like a bird without a bike.
A motorcycle is an independent thing.
A motorcycle is an independent thing.
What a glorious day to just ride.
What a glorious day to just ride.
Do not compete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.
Do not compete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. That is why only a select few succeed.
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. That is why only a select few succeed.
Run the race of life at your own pace.
Run the race of life at your own pace.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle.
You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle.
The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car. A parked car.
The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car. A parked car.
The sharpest minds often ruin their lives by overthinking the next step, while the dull win the race with eyes closed.
The sharpest minds often ruin their lives by overthinking the next step, while the dull win the race with eyes closed.
In the race of life, you need self-confidence, courage and faith in your abilities to win the race.
In the race of life, you need self-confidence, courage and faith in your abilities to win the race.
Run the race of life set for you with all your very best.
Run the race of life set for you with all your very best.
Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
Cheating is not an accident guys. Falling off a bike is an accident.
Cheating is not an accident guys. Falling off a bike is an accident.
I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.
I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.
I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.
I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.
I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do.
I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do.
No road is too long when you have good company
No road is too long when you have good company