College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.
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Not drinking in college was the best decision ever.
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 real friends.
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 real friends.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put popular on a college or job application.
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put popular on a college or job application.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Dear teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.
Dear teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
42% Of people who graduate from college never read another book.
42% Of people who graduate from college never read another book.
Dear colleges, smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear colleges, smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, Anonymous.