We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, I loved, u cheated, we're done, you're deleted.
We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, I loved, u cheated, we're done, you're deleted.
Flirt
Flirt quotes and status updates.
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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
You are the like of my like.
You are the like of my like.
I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.
I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.
Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
To be perfectly honest I don't really give a damn what my status says. I'm just so glad you’re wasting your time reading it.
To be perfectly honest I don't really give a damn what my status says. I'm just so glad you’re wasting your time reading it.
I don’t need to dream, I got you.
I don’t need to dream, I got you.
I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
If you were a tear, I would never cry in fear of losing you.
If you were a tear, I would never cry in fear of losing you.
I need you like a heart needs a beat.
I need you like a heart needs a beat.
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
I could conquer the world with just one hand if you were holding the other.
I could conquer the world with just one hand if you were holding the other.
Smile. It's the second-best thing to do with your lips.
Smile. It's the second-best thing to do with your lips.
Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
GOD made mud. GOD made dirt. GOD made guys so girls can flirt.
GOD made mud. GOD made dirt. GOD made guys so girls can flirt.
You seem like an oxygen to me, without you, it’s hard for me to breath.
You seem like an oxygen to me, without you, it’s hard for me to breath.
I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.
I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
I'm falling in like you know.
I'm falling in like you know.
Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?
How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?
8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to you.
Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to you.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.
I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.
You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.
You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You have no ideas how much you mean to me.
You have no ideas how much you mean to me.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
It makes me smile to wake up next to you.
It makes me smile to wake up next to you.
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so look at your 3 best friends and if they are all ok, it’s you.
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so look at your 3 best friends and if they are all ok, it’s you.
The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.
Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.
Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
Advice to women: date like a man and you'll never get hurt.
Advice to women: date like a man and you'll never get hurt.
Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud of it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud of it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.
I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.
The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
Your eyes are the sweetest stars I’ve ever seen.
Your eyes are the sweetest stars I’ve ever seen.
I have high double standards.
I have high double standards.
I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do, but I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.
I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do, but I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.
When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.
If you don't smoke, I don't know why.
If you don't smoke, I don't know why.
The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.
The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.
I am a fish out of the water without you.
I am a fish out of the water without you.
Every time I consider your eyes I see my paradise.
Every time I consider your eyes I see my paradise.
Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.
Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.
My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.
A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.
If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
The only person that goes through my mind is you.
The only person that goes through my mind is you.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Girl: why are you following me? Boy: my parents told me to always follow my dreams.
Girl: why are you following me? Boy: my parents told me to always follow my dreams.
I love the way you hurt me.
I love the way you hurt me.
You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.
You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.
Age does not protect us from love, but love to some extent protects us from age.
Age does not protect us from love, but love to some extent protects us from age.
If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
I'm 50% single.
I'm 50% single.