Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
Girls & Boys
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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
A true lady doesn't demand, she thanks and true man doesn't promise, he commits.
A true lady doesn't demand, she thanks and true man doesn't promise, he commits.
Every girl is an angel. Don't waste time in selecting unique. Instead, spend time in understanding them.
Every girl is an angel. Don't waste time in selecting unique. Instead, spend time in understanding them.
Men are like roses, watch out for all the pricks.
Men are like roses, watch out for all the pricks.
Girls are not toys. You can't just drop them when you get bored.
Girls are not toys. You can't just drop them when you get bored.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake comes along, they start drooling.
Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake comes along, they start drooling.
When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all the above.
When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all the above.
I'm his first and last. He is my one and only.
I'm his first and last. He is my one and only.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.
Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.
I hate boys, most of them don't know how much one word can hurt a girl.
I hate boys, most of them don't know how much one word can hurt a girl.
She can be your best friend, worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.
She can be your best friend, worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.
Girls are like internet domain names. The ones I like are already taken.
Girls are like internet domain names. The ones I like are already taken.
Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in.
Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in.
With women, the heart argues, not the mind.
With women, the heart argues, not the mind.
Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear here's my wallet.
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear here's my wallet.
Okay boys, 'being honest' isn't an excuse to be a douchebag.
Okay boys, 'being honest' isn't an excuse to be a douchebag.
Silence is a girl’s loudest cry. You know she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
Silence is a girl’s loudest cry. You know she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.
I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.
A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
Men always want to be a woman's first love, women like to be a man's last romance.
Men always want to be a woman's first love, women like to be a man's last romance.
To ex-boyfriend, no, I'm not jealous, I know what she's getting.
To ex-boyfriend, no, I'm not jealous, I know what she's getting.
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get, guys play to get hard.
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get, guys play to get hard.
You'll never lose women by chasing money. But you'll lose money by chasing women.
You'll never lose women by chasing money. But you'll lose money by chasing women.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
Why do girls run away from people that make them happy and stay with the ones who don’t?
Why do girls run away from people that make them happy and stay with the ones who don’t?
A boy makes his girl jealous of another woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
A boy makes his girl jealous of another woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
Latest research: Boys always remain faithful to the girlfriend. But which girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.
Latest research: Boys always remain faithful to the girlfriend. But which girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.
If you have a good boyfriend, don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.
If you have a good boyfriend, don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.
Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he'll start chasing you.
Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he'll start chasing you.
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.
Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.
Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, girlfriend.
Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, girlfriend.
Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.
Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.
Boys are like buses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time.
Boys are like buses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time.
Don't cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. Because girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.
Don't cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. Because girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.
Tell her she's beautiful, not hot. She's a girl not a cup of tea.
Tell her she's beautiful, not hot. She's a girl not a cup of tea.
If a guy doesn't get jealous when you're with other guys, he doesn't honestly care about you.
If a guy doesn't get jealous when you're with other guys, he doesn't honestly care about you.
A girl doesn't need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.
A girl doesn't need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.
I like to study. Arithmetic, No. World History, No. Chemistry, No. Girls, Yes.
I like to study. Arithmetic, No. World History, No. Chemistry, No. Girls, Yes.
If you made your girl say sorry, you did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
If you made your girl say sorry, you did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
Mine is- never trust on girl’s coz they didn't care any boy
Mine is- never trust on girl’s coz they didn't care any boy
3 Dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks.to be as rich as his child believes.to have as many women as his wife suspects.
3 Dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks.to be as rich as his child believes.to have as many women as his wife suspects.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a girl.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a girl.
The best line which helps you save money when going to restaurants with your girlfriend, so what's you going to eat fatty?
The best line which helps you save money when going to restaurants with your girlfriend, so what's you going to eat fatty?
Every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who'll stay true to her.
Every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who'll stay true to her.
It's very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
It's very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.
Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.
If two past lovers can remain, friends, it's either they are still in love or never were.
If two past lovers can remain, friends, it's either they are still in love or never were.
Girls with the prettiest smiles, always seem to tell the saddest stories.
Girls with the prettiest smiles, always seem to tell the saddest stories.
World's shortest joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
World's shortest joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
One day you'll realize, all the love that I gave to you, is now being given to someone else.
One day you'll realize, all the love that I gave to you, is now being given to someone else.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Boys are like songs: some of them you like and listen to all the time, but there is that one you just can't get out of your head.
Boys are like songs: some of them you like and listen to all the time, but there is that one you just can't get out of your head.
Don't take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Don't take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
When a girl cancels a date, she cancels it because she must, but when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When a girl cancels a date, she cancels it because she must, but when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Don't worry if you're still single. GOD is looking at you right now saying, I’m saving this girl for someone special.
Don't worry if you're still single. GOD is looking at you right now saying, I’m saving this girl for someone special.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and the better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and the better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.
Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
If a girl cries, there may be a thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason is the girl.
If a girl cries, there may be a thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason is the girl.
She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.
She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.
Dear boys, I have sent you a friend request, not a marriage proposal so kindly stop over acting.
Dear boys, I have sent you a friend request, not a marriage proposal so kindly stop over acting.
Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.
Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
Three words a boyfriend will never hear from his girlfriend, you are right.
Three words a boyfriend will never hear from his girlfriend, you are right.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is. Your list with names of bad girls.
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is. Your list with names of bad girls.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if a boy is shopping he's wasting money.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if a boy is shopping he's wasting money.
I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens.
I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens.
Okay, future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now. why a daughter loves her father more. Because she knows he is the only men who can never hurt her.
Okay, future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now. why a daughter loves her father more. Because she knows he is the only men who can never hurt her.
If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?
If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?
Hey, girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Hey, girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she's right.
A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she's right.
Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, girls.
Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, girls.
Boys are just like bubble gum: sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.
Boys are just like bubble gum: sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.
This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like the sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.
This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like the sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. She'll love it.
When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. She'll love it.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying.
I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying.
Girls biggest lie: I'm ok.
Girls biggest lie: I'm ok.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls just make you feel like you're in heaven.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls just make you feel like you're in heaven.
Two dangerous weapons in this world. Girl's smile and her tears. These things make a man to do anything. Agree?
Two dangerous weapons in this world. Girl's smile and her tears. These things make a man to do anything. Agree?
I-l-o-v-e-y-o-u has eight letters, but baby, so does b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
I-l-o-v-e-y-o-u has eight letters, but baby, so does b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
I was born intelligent but girls ruined me.
I was born intelligent but girls ruined me.
In every girl's heart, there is a sea of secrets she won’t ever let you swim in.
In every girl's heart, there is a sea of secrets she won’t ever let you swim in.
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever will. Sincerely, spider.
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever will. Sincerely, spider.
Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.
Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
The problem with us girls is that we fall for boys who gives us the sweetest words they never really mean.
The problem with us girls is that we fall for boys who gives us the sweetest words they never really mean.
The problem of being a good guy. It’s that the bad ones get the girls.
The problem of being a good guy. It’s that the bad ones get the girls.
GOD made a woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.
GOD made a woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.
Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.
Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.
It's funny how girls run from the guy who tries to make them happy and fights for the ones that make them cry.
It's funny how girls run from the guy who tries to make them happy and fights for the ones that make them cry.
I have learned that it is not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good morning and have a good day.
I have learned that it is not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good morning and have a good day.
Dear good boys, do not worry having any girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Dear good boys, do not worry having any girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
20 Percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.
20 Percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.
Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, broke his promises to her.
Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, broke his promises to her.
Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won't bother to read what’s inside.
Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won't bother to read what’s inside.
Dear boys, please surprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
Dear boys, please surprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
Holding a girl’s hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.
Holding a girl’s hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.
Don't be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.
Don't be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
Fellas: the most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.
Fellas: the most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.
Guys: when she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Guys: when she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She's a girl, and you must respect that.
No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She's a girl, and you must respect that.
Having wife is a part of living but having girlfriend along with wife is a part of living.
Having wife is a part of living but having girlfriend along with wife is a part of living.
When a girl asks a guy to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.
When a girl asks a guy to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.
Dear guys, we love when you share your feelings, it doesn't make you any less of a man, it just makes you more adorable.
Dear guys, we love when you share your feelings, it doesn't make you any less of a man, it just makes you more adorable.
Girls theory listen half, understand quarter, think zero and react double.
Girls theory listen half, understand quarter, think zero and react double.
My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have 2 girlfriends.
My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have 2 girlfriends.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Dear girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Dear girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Girls go from 'i hate boys, they are all the same to oh I love him he going to be my husband in a week and wonder why they always single.
Girls go from 'i hate boys, they are all the same to oh I love him he going to be my husband in a week and wonder why they always single.
Girls don't need to make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
Girls don't need to make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
Some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
Some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
Every girl deserves a guy who will say, I can't imagine my life without you.
Every girl deserves a guy who will say, I can't imagine my life without you.
Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
Never go back to your ex. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.
Never go back to your ex. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.
Girls know how to fake smiles and guys know how to fake feelings.
Girls know how to fake smiles and guys know how to fake feelings.
When guys get jealous, it's kind of cute. When girls get jealous, world World War-III is about to start.
When guys get jealous, it's kind of cute. When girls get jealous, world World War-III is about to start.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy thank GOD. Does the new one work?
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy thank GOD. Does the new one work?
Girls problem: they love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: they hurt the ones they love.
Girls problem: they love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: they hurt the ones they love.
Girls work on their looks, not their minds because they know boys are dumb, not blind.
Girls work on their looks, not their minds because they know boys are dumb, not blind.
I want to be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.
I want to be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their makeup.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their makeup.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
5 Things a girl could not live without 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.
5 Things a girl could not live without 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.
Boys are great, every girl should have one.
Boys are great, every girl should have one.
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile, don't waste her tears.
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile, don't waste her tears.
A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare, it all depends on how you treat her.
A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare, it all depends on how you treat her.
I'm a girl but I'd rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.
I'm a girl but I'd rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
He thinks he's a player, but he doesn't know she's the coach.
He thinks he's a player, but he doesn't know she's the coach.
I have had a bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl's smile. Would you smile for me today?
I have had a bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl's smile. Would you smile for me today?
Girl's eyes are faster than Google in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
Girl's eyes are faster than Google in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you.
If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
A girl is the most beautiful part of GOD’s creation.
A girl is the most beautiful part of GOD’s creation.
Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
When you're single, you see all the happy couples, when you’re in a relationship, you see the happy singles.
When you're single, you see all the happy couples, when you’re in a relationship, you see the happy singles.
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
I'm not one in a million kind of girls. I'm once in a lifetime kind of woman.
I'm not one in a million kind of girls. I'm once in a lifetime kind of woman.
Guys: wow, her status is dumb. But she’s cute, so I’m going to like it. Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
Guys: wow, her status is dumb. But she’s cute, so I’m going to like it. Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
Most guys are players until that one special girl comes along that makes them lose their game.
Most guys are players until that one special girl comes along that makes them lose their game.
Message to my ex: roses are red violets are blue so glad I finally realized I'm better off without you.
Message to my ex: roses are red violets are blue so glad I finally realized I'm better off without you.
If you must convince someone you are right for them, then maybe they are not right for you.
If you must convince someone you are right for them, then maybe they are not right for you.
Ladies: A real man won't send you mixed signals. Cause a real man knows what he wants.
Ladies: A real man won't send you mixed signals. Cause a real man knows what he wants.
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter and love her like your wife.
Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter and love her like your wife.
Boys, if you pay more attention to the words of every girl's favorite songs, you'll find out everything she's too afraid to say.
Boys, if you pay more attention to the words of every girl's favorite songs, you'll find out everything she's too afraid to say.
Nothing is sexier than a girl who knows how to take control.
Nothing is sexier than a girl who knows how to take control.
Wouldn't it be good if ctrl+alt+del worked for ex-girlfriend?
Wouldn't it be good if ctrl+alt+del worked for ex-girlfriend?
A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.
A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.
If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
Have you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
Have you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
When a girl is, quiet and does not talk a word that's when she needs you the most.
When a girl is, quiet and does not talk a word that's when she needs you the most.
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her.
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her.
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
I've just moved you to the top of me to do list.
I've just moved you to the top of me to do list.
A woman brought you into this world. Therefore, you have no right to disrespect one.
A woman brought you into this world. Therefore, you have no right to disrespect one.
I hate boys who can't treat their girls right, disrespect their mom's, don't want a job and want to smoke to fit in.
I hate boys who can't treat their girls right, disrespect their mom's, don't want a job and want to smoke to fit in.
The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind.
The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind.
Today I came across a book that said: all the things men know about the woman, it was blank inside.
Today I came across a book that said: all the things men know about the woman, it was blank inside.
Words that spoiled many boy’s life. Dude, she's looking at you.
Words that spoiled many boy’s life. Dude, she's looking at you.
I'm a girl I'm allowed to change my mind every second.
I'm a girl I'm allowed to change my mind every second.
Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweetheart, have a wonderful day.
Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweetheart, have a wonderful day.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.
I hate boys who think they can get any girl.
I hate boys who think they can get any girl.
You broke my heart into several pieces, good. Now I can give it to several girls.
You broke my heart into several pieces, good. Now I can give it to several girls.