Shhhhhhhh, everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and WhatsApp.
Shhhhhhhh, everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and WhatsApp.
Hot
Hot quotes and status updates.
70 items
The way you stroke me gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. Your way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted all in.
The way you stroke me gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. Your way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted all in.
A smile is a second-best thing you can do with your lips.
A smile is a second-best thing you can do with your lips.
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
My data plan is unlimited.
My data plan is unlimited.
Want to go sleep early?
Want to go sleep early?
You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.
You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.
The fragrance - of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.
The fragrance - of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.
Massage with the happy ending.
Massage with the happy ending.
Your taste still lingers on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still, I starve for you.
Your taste still lingers on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still, I starve for you.
Worked on a fine leg.
Worked on a fine leg.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.
Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.
Love never dies. Only the lover changes.
Love never dies. Only the lover changes.
You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.
You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.
I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.
I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.
Turn on your hotspot.
Turn on your hotspot.
When I see you, I miss your smile? When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss? Oh, I'm just so crazy about you.
When I see you, I miss your smile? When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss? Oh, I'm just so crazy about you.
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.
When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.
When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.
If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.
If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.
I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand than spend eternity without you.
I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand than spend eternity without you.
I have a problem. My problem is love and. My solution is you.
I have a problem. My problem is love and. My solution is you.
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
If there's one thing I hate the most, it's seeing bad things happen to good people.
If there's one thing I hate the most, it's seeing bad things happen to good people.
I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Your bed, my bed
Your bed, my bed
I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?
I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Pull down to refresh.
Pull down to refresh.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
Locked at 30 frames.
Locked at 30 frames.
Can I go down?
Can I go down?
Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?
Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?
I like it rough.
I like it rough.
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.
I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
I'm a loaded gun.
I'm a loaded gun.
Baby, are you hungry?
Baby, are you hungry?
Dance in slow motion.
Dance in slow motion.
If your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
If your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Finally, 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
Finally, 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me, baby, I am vaccinated.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me, baby, I am vaccinated.
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
Want to try my handcuffs?
Want to try my handcuffs?
Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.
Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
Hey time, slow down. You're killing me.
Hey time, slow down. You're killing me.
Shake well before use.
Shake well before use.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
I can't taste my lips could you do it for me.
I can't taste my lips could you do it for me.
I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.
I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.
I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.
Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.
You, me and exercise.
You, me and exercise.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.
I don't make mistakes, I just date them.
I don't make mistakes, I just date them.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
Let’s play something multiplayer.
Let’s play something multiplayer.
I hate when execs say. I am here if you need me. Like? Where were you? When we were together and I needed you?
I hate when execs say. I am here if you need me. Like? Where were you? When we were together and I needed you?
Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'
Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?
My phone is like my lover. It’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
My phone is like my lover. It’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.