Do u practice being this ugly?
Do u practice being this ugly?
Insult
Insult quotes and status updates.
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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
Oh, you are dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich. Want those leftovers too?
Oh, you are dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich. Want those leftovers too?
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Don't feel special, I only keep your number on my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Don't feel special, I only keep your number on my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does?
Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does?
If you liked my profile, raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
If you liked my profile, raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head.
90% Of the time I say 'brb' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore.
90% Of the time I say 'brb' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Girls like shoes more than clothes, because no matter how much they weigh, it still fits.
Girls like shoes more than clothes, because no matter how much they weigh, it still fits.
No, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
No, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
I don't insult people. I just describe them.
I don't insult people. I just describe them.
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get over it.
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get over it.
Hi. I'm a human being. What are you?
Hi. I'm a human being. What are you?
Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate if you are at all.
I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate if you are at all.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain.
Are your parent’s siblings?
Are your parent’s siblings?
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.