I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
Monday
Monday quotes and status updates.
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Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend. Sunday always comes so fast and Monday is now closing in.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend. Sunday always comes so fast and Monday is now closing in.
If I were president, all Monday's would be changed to the national holiday.
If I were president, all Monday's would be changed to the national holiday.
Monday is a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Monday is a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I am convinced GOD only created six days and the devil added Monday.
I am convinced GOD only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Three of the worst words to hear. Tomorrow is Monday.
Three of the worst words to hear. Tomorrow is Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday?
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday?
Loves Sundays and being lazy, then Monday comes and things get crazy.
Loves Sundays and being lazy, then Monday comes and things get crazy.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you'll hate every month's beginning when you'll have to pay you.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you'll hate every month's beginning when you'll have to pay you.
They say every day is a gift. I want to know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
They say every day is a gift. I want to know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
Good morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, let’s just make the best of it.
Good morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, let’s just make the best of it.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.
It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.
Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true.
Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true.
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday, love you. Saturday, you are heaven, Sunday you’re ok.
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday, love you. Saturday, you are heaven, Sunday you’re ok.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called Monday. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called Monday. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
I feel that Mondays are GOD's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend.
I feel that Mondays are GOD's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend.
Woke up this morning feeling like it was going to be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized. Ah shit. It's Monday again. So much for a good day.
Woke up this morning feeling like it was going to be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized. Ah shit. It's Monday again. So much for a good day.
Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready.
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready.
Dear Monday, no matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can't find it in my heart to like you.
Dear Monday, no matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can't find it in my heart to like you.
Warning. A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain.
Warning. A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain.