Love is blind and greed insatiable.
Love is blind and greed insatiable.
Naughty
Naughty quotes and status updates.
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang.
Nobody dies the virgin. Coz in the end life fucks us all.
Nobody dies the virgin. Coz in the end life fucks us all.
Virginity is not dignity.... It's lack of opportunity.
Virginity is not dignity.... It's lack of opportunity.
Two word's guys hate don't and stop unless you put them together.
Two word's guys hate don't and stop unless you put them together.
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
Good boy with very bad thoughts.
Good boy with very bad thoughts.
People make the world go around but at some point, don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
People make the world go around but at some point, don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a coach.
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a coach.
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Cleavage is like the sun. You can look at it but you cannot store unless you are wearing sunglasses.
Cleavage is like the sun. You can look at it but you cannot store unless you are wearing sunglasses.
Could I touch your belly button? From the inside?
Could I touch your belly button? From the inside?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to water.
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to water.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Want to play pearl harbor? It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Want to play pearl harbor? It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you want to be naughty go to mine.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you want to be naughty go to mine.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Virginity is not dignity. It's lack of opportunity.
Virginity is not dignity. It's lack of opportunity.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether I'm allergic to sex.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether I'm allergic to sex.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail. You can’t process me with a normal brain. You need a high version. Status is loading.
I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail. You can’t process me with a normal brain. You need a high version. Status is loading.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
You must work at subway because you just gave me a foot long.
You must work at subway because you just gave me a foot long.
Naughty. But in a nice way.
Naughty. But in a nice way.
Where do you bear on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Where do you bear on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like my women like I like my toaster. Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
I like my women like I like my toaster. Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
When I die, my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
When I die, my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
Naughty by nature. Wild by choice.
Naughty by nature. Wild by choice.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I give it back.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I give it back.
I don't care if we talk about absolutely anything, I just want to talk to you.
I don't care if we talk about absolutely anything, I just want to talk to you.
Of course, I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Of course, I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast.
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow I and you will be together.
Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow I and you will be together.
The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.
The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Smile. It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were to you, I'd be coming too.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were to you, I'd be coming too.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My name is (name) remember that you'll be screaming it later.
My name is (name) remember that you'll be screaming it later.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
You are in my inappropriate thoughts.
You are in my inappropriate thoughts.
Love is just love, it can never have explained.
Love is just love, it can never have explained.
GOD is creative, I mean. Just look at me.
GOD is creative, I mean. Just look at me.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Do you work for ups? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do you work for ups? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm easy. Are you?
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.
I avoided many things only for u in my life. Don’t ever make me feel for why I left all that.
I avoided many things only for u in my life. Don’t ever make me feel for why I left all that.
Kiss me. I am magically delicious.
Kiss me. I am magically delicious.
I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't u + I = 3d 69?
I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't u + I = 3d 69?
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Nice legs? What time do they open?
Nice legs? What time do they open?
You're like a prize-winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
You're like a prize-winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass.
That is true love.
That is true love.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Without her permission, I will touch her only to wipe her tears. That is true love.
Without her permission, I will touch her only to wipe her tears. That is true love.
A smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
A smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
Let’s play titanic, you'll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.
Let’s play titanic, you'll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.