We're all mad here.
We're all mad here.
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Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then all together, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last.
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then all together, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last.
Let's have a party.
Let's have a party.
Life is one big party.
Life is one big party.
Let it all out.
Let it all out.
I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
The step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
The step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
On with the dance. Let joy be unconfined, no sleep till morn, when youth and pleasure meet to chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
On with the dance. Let joy be unconfined, no sleep till morn, when youth and pleasure meet to chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
I'm a little bit drink.
I'm a little bit drink.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Mornings = laziness. Afternoon = dying for a rest. Night = can’t sleep.
Mornings = laziness. Afternoon = dying for a rest. Night = can’t sleep.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
We like to party.
We like to party.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Party. Like a Rockstar.
Party. Like a Rockstar.
A man got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
A man got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
Thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
Its feel better than a love.
Its feel better than a love.
Don’t drink and drive, it will spill everywhere.
Don’t drink and drive, it will spill everywhere.
The life and soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
The life and soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
Peace loves n party.
Peace loves n party.
Cocktail party: a gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Cocktail party: a gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Doesn't drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.
Doesn't drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.
Keep calm and party on.
Keep calm and party on.
Beer is proof GOD loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof GOD loves us and wants us to be happy.
Get set to party.
Get set to party.
Girls just want to have fun.
Girls just want to have fun.
Take me drunk I'm home.
Take me drunk I'm home.
Young n wild.
Young n wild.
It's party time.
It's party time.
Party on.
Party on.
I want to be forever young.
I want to be forever young.
Life is short wear your party pants.
Life is short wear your party pants.
My body is not a temple. It's a distillery with legs.
My body is not a temple. It's a distillery with legs.
Thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
Thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
Work hard, party harder.
Work hard, party harder.
Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
The reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
The reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
The bible's full of wine. GOD isn't got anything against a little drink to celebrate his son’s birthday with.
The bible's full of wine. GOD isn't got anything against a little drink to celebrate his son’s birthday with.
She had heard someone say something about an independent labor party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
She had heard someone say something about an independent labor party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who dentate trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who dentate trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die. But, alas, we never do.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die. But, alas, we never do.
No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Live for today. Plan for tomorrow. Party tonight.
Live for today. Plan for tomorrow. Party tonight.
Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.
Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.