Single ladies remember: u are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the whole meal or no deal.
Single ladies remember: u are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the whole meal or no deal.
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Name is so thankful for all my friends who are in a relationship. Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to GOD that I am single.
Name is so thankful for all my friends who are in a relationship. Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to GOD that I am single.
I'm not single. I'm riding solo and loving it.
I'm not single. I'm riding solo and loving it.
Single, anybody wants to change that?
Single, anybody wants to change that?
GOD is busy writing d best love story.
GOD is busy writing d best love story.
I'm not single because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.
I'm not single because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.
I'm as single as a dollar and am not looking 4 no change.
I'm as single as a dollar and am not looking 4 no change.
I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.
I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.
Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.
Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.
Loves being single and not having to answer to anybody, doing what ya want, who ya want, when you want.
Loves being single and not having to answer to anybody, doing what ya want, who ya want, when you want.
I'm single but if you would like to change that like this status.
I'm single but if you would like to change that like this status.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill. I have an empty spot for someone to take.
I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill. I have an empty spot for someone to take.
Life's a bitch then you die or marry one. It both is death one way or another just one is less painful.
Life's a bitch then you die or marry one. It both is death one way or another just one is less painful.
I just want someone who holds me tight and keeps me safe and warm while I sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that too much to ask?
I just want someone who holds me tight and keeps me safe and warm while I sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that too much to ask?
Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentleman. Lmao you idiot.
Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentleman. Lmao you idiot.
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single.
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single.
It's not that I can't stop being single, it's that I haven't found anyone that's been up to the challenge.
It's not that I can't stop being single, it's that I haven't found anyone that's been up to the challenge.
Always hears your cute and you’re so sweet so what I'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? Be honest for once and tell me what’s wrong with me.
Always hears your cute and you’re so sweet so what I'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? Be honest for once and tell me what’s wrong with me.
I wish Facebook would change single to riding solo. It would sound much cooler.
I wish Facebook would change single to riding solo. It would sound much cooler.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
You can never be happy as someone’s another half unless you can be happy all on your own.
You can never be happy as someone’s another half unless you can be happy all on your own.
Wanted by many but taken by none.
Wanted by many but taken by none.
I'd like to think that I'm a good person.
I'd like to think that I'm a good person.
Now, what am I going to do?
Now, what am I going to do?
Trust me, this time baby. I'll be bulletproof.
Trust me, this time baby. I'll be bulletproof.
Was thinking about bringing sexy back, but I can't find the receipt. Damn is being going to exchange it at Wal-Mart for the new book. Being single for dummies.
Was thinking about bringing sexy back, but I can't find the receipt. Damn is being going to exchange it at Wal-Mart for the new book. Being single for dummies.
Yes, I'm single and any guy who wants to change that is going to have to be damn amazing.
Yes, I'm single and any guy who wants to change that is going to have to be damn amazing.
I don't consider myself. Single and alone I consider myself independent and available.
I don't consider myself. Single and alone I consider myself independent and available.
I don't need a guy to tell me they love me or that they will always be there for me because my best friends already do that.
I don't need a guy to tell me they love me or that they will always be there for me because my best friends already do that.
I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So, quite looking and let love come to you.
I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So, quite looking and let love come to you.
Needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out.
Needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out.
Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Have standards when it comes to dating and wonders why so many put on a preteen until the day to meet comes then all you see is an idiot in front of you?
Have standards when it comes to dating and wonders why so many put on a preteen until the day to meet comes then all you see is an idiot in front of you?
Single? No, I am just in the relationship with freedom.
Single? No, I am just in the relationship with freedom.
Loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you GOD damn please.
Loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you GOD damn please.
When I'm single, all I see are happy couples. And when I'm in a relationship all I see are happy singles. The grass is always greener on the other side.
When I'm single, all I see are happy couples. And when I'm in a relationship all I see are happy singles. The grass is always greener on the other side.
Oh well looks like mr jack daniels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely.
Oh well looks like mr jack daniels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely.
I'm not picky, I just have standards.
I'm not picky, I just have standards.
Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
Single is single and now taking applications if u think your suitable 4 the job applies eye lol.
Single is single and now taking applications if u think your suitable 4 the job applies eye lol.
Stay single until someone special compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it's not worth it.
Stay single until someone special compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it's not worth it.
Yes, Facebook I know I'm single, but stop with the damn dating sites ads.
Yes, Facebook I know I'm single, but stop with the damn dating sites ads.
I am going to complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they're all weak.
I am going to complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they're all weak.
Met me. Wrong, Mr. Jerk, me. Cheater, me. Liar, Mr. Horn-dog. Where's my me. Right? Have you seen (him/her)?
Met me. Wrong, Mr. Jerk, me. Cheater, me. Liar, Mr. Horn-dog. Where's my me. Right? Have you seen (him/her)?
I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate. Have fun i, got rid of them for a reason.
I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate. Have fun i, got rid of them for a reason.
Single is no single and alone. I’m independent and available until I find my equal.
Single is no single and alone. I’m independent and available until I find my equal.
Don't be a woman who needs a man. Be the woman a man needs. Because every woman is worth fighting for. But not every man is worth you.
Don't be a woman who needs a man. Be the woman a man needs. Because every woman is worth fighting for. But not every man is worth you.
Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service. Or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.
Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service. Or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.
Doesn't feel sorry for them self, just sorry for the guy that is missing out on such an amazing girl.
Doesn't feel sorry for them self, just sorry for the guy that is missing out on such an amazing girl.
Single and looking. For someone who will stand by my side through thick and thin. Who won't make me cry. Who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon.
Single and looking. For someone who will stand by my side through thick and thin. Who won't make me cry. Who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon.
Single means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Single means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it’s great.
No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it’s great.
I'm single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.
I'm single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.
They'll get here someday.
They'll get here someday.
Single and it will take some-one very special to change it.
Single and it will take some-one very special to change it.
Free to a good home: - one heart, slightly battered, in need of some talc.
Free to a good home: - one heart, slightly battered, in need of some talc.
Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get.
Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get.
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
Has changed their relationship status from single to staying single.
Has changed their relationship status from single to staying single.
Single and looking for a guy who's not an ass hole, who knows what they want and won't play games.
Single and looking for a guy who's not an ass hole, who knows what they want and won't play games.
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
Everyone always says you need to get a boyfriend. It's great having a boyfriend. Then I say it’s even better not suffering heart break. Single ladies rock.
Everyone always says you need to get a boyfriend. It's great having a boyfriend. Then I say it’s even better not suffering heart break. Single ladies rock.
People need to realize that when other people want u to change they are not worth it so stays yourself and be proud of u and don't ever change u for someone else.
People need to realize that when other people want u to change they are not worth it so stays yourself and be proud of u and don't ever change u for someone else.
New year's eve is just around the corner and I don’t want to leave 2011 single n being alone, I want you to change that and be with me going into the new year.
New year's eve is just around the corner and I don’t want to leave 2011 single n being alone, I want you to change that and be with me going into the new year.
I don't consider myself. Single and alone I consider myself independent and available, so if your single I am available.
I don't consider myself. Single and alone I consider myself independent and available, so if your single I am available.
I want a guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who I am is that 2 much 2 ask for.
I want a guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who I am is that 2 much 2 ask for.
Is single, I make the best of it, it doesn't mean that I'm not good enough, it means no one’s good enough for me.
Is single, I make the best of it, it doesn't mean that I'm not good enough, it means no one’s good enough for me.
Being single doesn't mean you're weak. It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
Being single doesn't mean you're weak. It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to me in box.
Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to me in box.
No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
Sometimes you must stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand.
Sometimes you must stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand.
I am what I am I can’t help myself and if you don't like it get with somebody else will never change my ways it’s not a phase this is how it is and how it’s going to stay.
I am what I am I can’t help myself and if you don't like it get with somebody else will never change my ways it’s not a phase this is how it is and how it’s going to stay.
May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single and looking. I repeat I am single and looking. Thank you that is all.
May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single and looking. I repeat I am single and looking. Thank you that is all.
What's worse than being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it.
What's worse than being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it.
Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas.
Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas.
The more pricks I date the closer I come to meeting my mr. Right they are out there somewhere. They just took a wrong turn. They'll get here someday. I'll wait.
The more pricks I date the closer I come to meeting my mr. Right they are out there somewhere. They just took a wrong turn. They'll get here someday. I'll wait.
Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.
Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.
Single is single and loving every single moment of it.
Single is single and loving every single moment of it.
Tempt me. I dare you.
Tempt me. I dare you.
Wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex. It doesn't.
Wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex. It doesn't.
We don't need someone to make us whole. It's just nice to have that one person who you mean something to. It’s nice to be in someone’s arms and feel special.
We don't need someone to make us whole. It's just nice to have that one person who you mean something to. It’s nice to be in someone’s arms and feel special.
I'm a free bitch baby.
I'm a free bitch baby.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't single but then again being single is awesome cause I am not let tin a stupid idiot guy let me go forever.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't single but then again being single is awesome cause I am not let tin a stupid idiot guy let me go forever.
I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
Tell me get my shit together, now I got my shit together, now I made it thru the weather, better days are going to get better.
Tell me get my shit together, now I got my shit together, now I made it thru the weather, better days are going to get better.
Feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.
Feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.
So, bored with being single and alone, need someone who can make me smile and love me for who I am. So, any ideas?
So, bored with being single and alone, need someone who can make me smile and love me for who I am. So, any ideas?
Just because my status says I'm single, does not mean I'm looking. My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them.
Just because my status says I'm single, does not mean I'm looking. My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them.
Ok christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe.
Ok christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe.
Single is single and you're going to have to be downright awesome if you're going to change it.
Single is single and you're going to have to be downright awesome if you're going to change it.
Thinks being single is like having a mcdonalds. - I'm loving' it.
Thinks being single is like having a mcdonalds. - I'm loving' it.
They ignore each other and look the other way. But, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.
They ignore each other and look the other way. But, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.
What would you say if I asked you out? Put this as your status a see what people say.
What would you say if I asked you out? Put this as your status a see what people say.
Dear santa, I have been a good girl all year all I ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo, single, funny, can drive and good job thank u santa.
Dear santa, I have been a good girl all year all I ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo, single, funny, can drive and good job thank u santa.
I'm tired of hearing 'there are plenty of fish in the sea'. Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell.
I'm tired of hearing 'there are plenty of fish in the sea'. Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell.
Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart.
Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart.
Love being single no kids no man I can do whatever I want without a bitchy man and not having to find a sitter if I want to go out.
Love being single no kids no man I can do whatever I want without a bitchy man and not having to find a sitter if I want to go out.
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass so no scrubs.
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass so no scrubs.
Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. Sex and the city.
Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. Sex and the city.
I'm tired of hearing there are plenty of fish in the sea well not anymore.
I'm tired of hearing there are plenty of fish in the sea well not anymore.
Totally single, totally free, totally happy, totally satisfied.
Totally single, totally free, totally happy, totally satisfied.
Is single and needs someone 2 change that. If u can change that, then leave comments giving some good reasons why I should pick u.
Is single and needs someone 2 change that. If u can change that, then leave comments giving some good reasons why I should pick u.
I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.
I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.
When I'm single, all I see are happy couples.
When I'm single, all I see are happy couples.
Says the reason I'm single is because you can't handle this girl.
Says the reason I'm single is because you can't handle this girl.
Facebook should change single to riding solo.
Facebook should change single to riding solo.
I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don't have to worry about hiding who I really am.
I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don't have to worry about hiding who I really am.
If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
It seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong.
It seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong.
Loves it when people find out they’d single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes it’s the cure.
Loves it when people find out they’d single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes it’s the cure.
I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.
I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.
Being single isn't all that bad. You eat when you want, leap when you want go, where you want when you want. What more could you want? Oh, yeah that.
Being single isn't all that bad. You eat when you want, leap when you want go, where you want when you want. What more could you want? Oh, yeah that.
Guys are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
Guys are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.