Summer should get a speeding ticket.
Summer should get a speeding ticket.
Summer
Summer quotes and status updates.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you about being so hot, can you come back?? It's the freak in cold.
Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you about being so hot, can you come back?? It's the freak in cold.
I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.
I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.
That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someone’s yearbook and they write 'have a great summer.
That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someone’s yearbook and they write 'have a great summer.
Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
The school is out for the summer. Don’t worry school, I won't miss you at all.
The school is out for the summer. Don’t worry school, I won't miss you at all.
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand. Hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand. Hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
It's almost summer. Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer.
It's almost summer. Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer.
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here.
Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.
Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.