Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Technology
Technology quotes and status updates.
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The more I c, the less I see.
The more I c, the less I see.
I remember my first day on Twitter. I was like, what the fuck is this shit?
I remember my first day on Twitter. I was like, what the fuck is this shit?
When the internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
When the internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
You tweet a lot. Bitch, it's Twitter.
You tweet a lot. Bitch, it's Twitter.
Do you use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Do you use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Travel to life is like CSS to HTML.
Travel to life is like CSS to HTML.
My mom believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.
My mom believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.
If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.
Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
Don't try to typecast me. It’s not possible.
Don't try to typecast me. It’s not possible.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a dell, rolling in the deep.
I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a dell, rolling in the deep.
If you're texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
If you're texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?
Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?
If apple made a car, would it have windows?
If apple made a car, would it have windows?
The awkward moment when I’m just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.
The awkward moment when I’m just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.
Words begin with a, b, c. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with doing, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me.
Words begin with a, b, c. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with doing, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me.
I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly.
I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
No matter what you do on the computer, you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.
No matter what you do on the computer, you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.
Why can’t every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size?
Why can’t every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size?
Do u ever feel like screaming fuck you to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your Twitter?
Do u ever feel like screaming fuck you to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your Twitter?
Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.
Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.
I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.
I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.
A good girlfriend saves at least 20 GB of space on your computers.
A good girlfriend saves at least 20 GB of space on your computers.
Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option?
Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option?
Why is there a tab called notes? It’s not like we can pass them back and forth in school.
Why is there a tab called notes? It’s not like we can pass them back and forth in school.
Admit it. None of us know how to play minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
Admit it. None of us know how to play minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
Those who can't write programs write help files.
Those who can't write programs write help files.
User error. Replace user. Press any key.
User error. Replace user. Press any key.
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.