Weekend quotes and status updates.
Forecast for the weekend. Mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.
Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.
Dear weekend, I've missed you. Welcome back.
Dear weekend, I love you.
Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now.
Dear weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don't let weekdays take you away from me.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekend.
Teacher: you had all weekend to do your homework. Me: hum, sorry but I have a life.
Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, what are you doing this weekend?
Restates if you're happy the weekend is here.
If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the mid-week weekend incentive program that I just made up. I vote aye
Dear weekend, welcome back. I’ve missed you.
Monday is punishment for what you did at the weekend.
It's the weekend. The responsible adult button has been switched to off.
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
No homework = perfect weekend.
Working for the weekend, like everybody
Dear weekend, I've missed you so much.
My buddy told me he was going to beer fest this weekend, I asked him where, he said any bar I walk into.
It's Sunday. Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. Rt if you want to be followed back. Watch out for my next status.
I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.
My neighbours are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
it's Friday. I can't wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.
I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.
I just want to have a weekend without worrying about my homework, studying, and school.
Raise your hand if you're ready for the weekend to come already.
Like if your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.
I wish life had a 'rewind-the-weekend' button
Monday comes Saturday ends and somewhere in between I realized I slept the weekend away.
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a chopstick last weekend, and he's still not talking to me.
The worst about the weekend? The ending part.
I wish weekend never end.
Dear weekend, I can't wait to see you again.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos.
Dear weekend, stay here with me forever.
I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.
Dear weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don't let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, me.
I stayed at a nice, fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
I'm a teenager. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.
Hello weekend, I have missed you.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English. You just make me nervous. Sincerely, are will you gone be go doing things on this weekend?
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
The weekend went by and I don
Click like if u r already waiting for next weekend.
Dear weekend. You're awesome.
You had all weekend to do your homework. Um, sorry I have a life.
Females who aren't always at parties/clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.
My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.
Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-extra special easter weekend.
I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend
the weekend went by and I don't remember any of it. That's a good thing, right?
I hate the weekend.
Weekend homework = homework done last minute on Sunday night before I go to bed.
First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.