Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: does the new one work?
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: does the new one work?
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you would be my gorgeous.
If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you would be my gorgeous.
I love being my husband wife.
I love being my husband wife.
A jealous spouse does better research than FBI.
A jealous spouse does better research than FBI.
My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.
My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A successful marriage is based on giving and take where husband gives money and gifts and wife take it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it.
A successful marriage is based on giving and take where husband gives money and gifts and wife take it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.
One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone's neighbor has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone's neighbor has it.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Do you know the full form of wife worries in life forever?
Do you know the full form of wife worries in life forever?
Compromising doesn't mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. Lol.
Compromising doesn't mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. Lol.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning - I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.
Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning - I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.
In my house, I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
In my house, I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
All girls are the devil but my wife is queen. Of all of them.
All girls are the devil but my wife is queen. Of all of them.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian bale wasn't around to propose to her.
The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian bale wasn't around to propose to her.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A good husband makes a good wife.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen. What a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen. What a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
Don't let people stay in your life longer than they deserve.
Don't let people stay in your life longer than they deserve.
How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, hey, I'm too clean? Leave me alone.
How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, hey, I'm too clean? Leave me alone.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear. Husband: kitchen, room, dining room, patio.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear. Husband: kitchen, room, dining room, patio.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
It's a man's job to respect women, but it’s a woman's job to give him something to respect.
It's a man's job to respect women, but it’s a woman's job to give him something to respect.
When you see, a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
When you see, a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you. When the time comes, she can fight the world for you.
When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you. When the time comes, she can fight the world for you.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.
Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.