According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly must admire the problem.
Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly must admire the problem.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Not available, working. At least that's what my boss thinks.
Not available, working. At least that's what my boss thinks.
Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.
Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.
I love my job, it's the work I hate.
I love my job, it's the work I hate.
Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
The only reason I go to work is for the money.
The only reason I go to work is for the money.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.
I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.
All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work
All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours.
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours.
Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.
Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.
Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.
Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all. Never any less than 12%.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all. Never any less than 12%.
I'm at that place that they call work. I guess I'm supposed to be working while I'm here.
I'm at that place that they call work. I guess I'm supposed to be working while I'm here.
The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.
The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels disrespectful.
I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels disrespectful.
Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
I'm working right now. But next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.
I'm working right now. But next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.
Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.
Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door
Can I trade this job for what's behind door
I fell asleep while doing work. If you’re my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.
I fell asleep while doing work. If you’re my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
All work and no play mean that I am making lots and lots of money.
All work and no play mean that I am making lots and lots of money.
These people at work are giving me work. Can you believe this?
These people at work are giving me work. Can you believe this?
I am working hard. Or am I hardly working?
I am working hard. Or am I hardly working?
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
Hopefully, all this hard work will pay off one day.
Hopefully, all this hard work will pay off one day.
I keep thinking about quitting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
I keep thinking about quitting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.
I have this thing called a job.
I have this thing called a job.
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.
Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.
A procrastinator's work is never finished.
A procrastinator's work is never finished.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.