Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her.
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GOD is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
GOD is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
I’m a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
I’m a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
It’s cute when your crush's crush is you.
It’s cute when your crush's crush is you.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side and the right side.
There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side and the right side.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone.
I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for the internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for the internet, which is pretty much the same thing.