Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
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I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear here's my wallet.
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear here's my wallet.
A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
You'll never lose women by chasing money. But you'll lose money by chasing women.
You'll never lose women by chasing money. But you'll lose money by chasing women.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
3 Dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks.to be as rich as his child believes.to have as many women as his wife suspects.
3 Dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks.to be as rich as his child believes.to have as many women as his wife suspects.
It's very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
It's very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
World's shortest joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
World's shortest joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Don't take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Don't take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
When a girl cancels a date, she cancels it because she must, but when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When a girl cancels a date, she cancels it because she must, but when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if a boy is shopping he's wasting money.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if a boy is shopping he's wasting money.
Hey, girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Hey, girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Girls biggest lie: I'm ok.
Girls biggest lie: I'm ok.
I-l-o-v-e-y-o-u has eight letters, but baby, so does b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
I-l-o-v-e-y-o-u has eight letters, but baby, so does b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
I was born intelligent but girls ruined me.
I was born intelligent but girls ruined me.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
I am single because I haven't found someone who deserves me.
I am single because I haven't found someone who deserves me.
It's funny how girls run from the guy who tries to make them happy and fights for the ones that make them cry.
It's funny how girls run from the guy who tries to make them happy and fights for the ones that make them cry.
Dear good boys, do not worry having any girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Dear good boys, do not worry having any girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
Guys: when she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Guys: when she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have 2 girlfriends.
My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have 2 girlfriends.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Dear girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Dear girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Girls don't need to make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
Girls don't need to make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
Some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
Some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
When guys get jealous, it's kind of cute. When girls get jealous, world World War-III is about to start.
When guys get jealous, it's kind of cute. When girls get jealous, world World War-III is about to start.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their makeup.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their makeup.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Wouldn't it be good if ctrl+alt+del worked for ex-girlfriend?
Wouldn't it be good if ctrl+alt+del worked for ex-girlfriend?
Have you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
Have you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
I've just moved you to the top of me to do list.
I've just moved you to the top of me to do list.
Words that spoiled many boy’s life. Dude, she's looking at you.
Words that spoiled many boy’s life. Dude, she's looking at you.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.