Kiss me. I am magically delicious.
Kiss me. I am magically delicious.
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My experience said. It's risky.
My experience said. It's risky.
With each passing day, I'm finding out more and more who my real friends are.
With each passing day, I'm finding out more and more who my real friends are.
Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I had been chasing all my life until I found the right one you. Good morning.
Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I had been chasing all my life until I found the right one you. Good morning.
I admit I made a mistake overstepping some boundaries which made me look fake. I always said I would never do the things I did, and that is the reason it is so hard for you too.
I admit I made a mistake overstepping some boundaries which made me look fake. I always said I would never do the things I did, and that is the reason it is so hard for you too.
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up in the morning.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up in the morning.
I don't have time to hate people because I'm busy loving people who love me.
I don't have time to hate people because I'm busy loving people who love me.
I don't want to be understood because if people understand me, they get tired of me.
I don't want to be understood because if people understand me, they get tired of me.
I don't work out much but my beard lifts skirts.
I don't work out much but my beard lifts skirts.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I love you not just because you are my husband but because I know that you always wish the best for me. Thanks.
I love you not just because you are my husband but because I know that you always wish the best for me. Thanks.