Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.
Quotes
If you say you can't cook what you’re really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
If you say you can't cook what you’re really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
Is so sad to see vacation go, it's back to school tomorrow.
Is so sad to see vacation go, it's back to school tomorrow.
Life has got to be lived, that's all there is to it.
Life has got to be lived, that's all there is to it.
More pain, more pussy
More pain, more pussy
Never say that won't happen to me. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
Never say that won't happen to me. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
Perfect relationship = two people never giving up on each other.
Perfect relationship = two people never giving up on each other.
Relationships are for honest people, if you're not honest, you don't belong in any relationship.
Relationships are for honest people, if you're not honest, you don't belong in any relationship.
Sit down, the class isn't over yet. Bell rings, haha.
Sit down, the class isn't over yet. Bell rings, haha.
Some people need a high-five, in the face with a chair.
Some people need a high-five, in the face with a chair.
Sweat is your fat crying.
Sweat is your fat crying.
Taking sips of coffee lying in because of bed with the blanket around. Enjoying winter.
Taking sips of coffee lying in because of bed with the blanket around. Enjoying winter.