A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
Quotes
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
A stubborn person can never look past their own hurt to see the pain of the one who caused it. By the time, they do. It's too late.
A stubborn person can never look past their own hurt to see the pain of the one who caused it. By the time, they do. It's too late.
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.
Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
If you love something, set it free if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that GOD has something better in store.
If you love something, set it free if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that GOD has something better in store.
Remember one thing, you might be a player, but I am the game.
Remember one thing, you might be a player, but I am the game.
Shave off your beard and wear a dress, you would be a great female impersonator.
Shave off your beard and wear a dress, you would be a great female impersonator.
She had heard someone say something about an independent labor party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
She had heard someone say something about an independent labor party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Singing is also a way of crying.
Singing is also a way of crying.