What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here I am, gaining weight and losing money
He died for me. I live for him.
I don’t have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
I wake up wanting to talk to you, I go to sleep thinking about you, and I dream about you holding me the way only you do. I miss you
I want a guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who I am is that 2 much 2 ask for.
Only if you knew how much I like you. But u r a player. My heart says yes. But my brain says no.
Thank you for helping us make this very special day of ours so memorable. We do appreciate it. I wish I could tell someone how thankful I am for them because they helped me smile through the tears when I was falling apart. Thank you.
Who cares if opposites attract or not? Even if we weren't opposites, I would've still loved you a lot.
I am not special, I am a just limited edition.