I feel that Mondays are GOD's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend.
I feel that Mondays are GOD's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend.
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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
I smile and it's all because of you. You know who you are.
I smile and it's all because of you. You know who you are.
I stayed at a nice, fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
I stayed at a nice, fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
It's hard to find a birthday present that says I think you’re a douche, but I still want a piece of your cake, please.
It's hard to find a birthday present that says I think you’re a douche, but I still want a piece of your cake, please.
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen. What a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen. What a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.
Someone asked me what is your attitude, then I simply replied: being single is my attitude.
Someone asked me what is your attitude, then I simply replied: being single is my attitude.
I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with.
I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with.
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face.
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face.
I'm tuning you out and turning up my music.
I'm tuning you out and turning up my music.
My smile doesn’t always mean I’m happy. Sometimes it means I can manage. And sometimes it just means I am tired of crying I never thought that you would end up meaning this much to me. I just want someone who will stay in my life so I won’t have to worry about another goodbye.
My smile doesn’t always mean I’m happy. Sometimes it means I can manage. And sometimes it just means I am tired of crying I never thought that you would end up meaning this much to me. I just want someone who will stay in my life so I won’t have to worry about another goodbye.