Out of all the people in the world, I thought you were the one to be there for me forever and always. Turns out I was just your last option wasn't me.
Topless pictures of the royal family don’t shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.
Yeah, I'm smiling but you are not the reason anymore.
1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I'll see what I gained.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door
I am not just another toy you can play with the win all your other toys are broken.
I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
I fell asleep while doing work. If you’re my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.
I may not be celebrating your special day with you, but I want you to know that I am thinking of you and happy birthday.
If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem wonderful at all.
My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living.