Thinks being single is like having a mcdonalds. - I'm loving' it.
Thinks being single is like having a mcdonalds. - I'm loving' it.
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You are my smile which will never fade. A breath sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
You are my smile which will never fade. A breath sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
All work and no play mean that I am making lots and lots of money.
All work and no play mean that I am making lots and lots of money.
Dear insomnia. I think we really need to break-up. I don't love you anymore.
Dear insomnia. I think we really need to break-up. I don't love you anymore.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
Men: uses love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I uses coupons to get pizza.
Men: uses love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I uses coupons to get pizza.
Now I wake up, get all pretty and dressed. Brush my teeth, look my best. So, I can go to church and praise his name. I guess you’re not at church, what a shame. But say a prayer to the sky and he'll forgive you he is a nice guy.
Now I wake up, get all pretty and dressed. Brush my teeth, look my best. So, I can go to church and praise his name. I guess you’re not at church, what a shame. But say a prayer to the sky and he'll forgive you he is a nice guy.
She loves me or not but I love her a lot.
She loves me or not but I love her a lot.