Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear. Husband: kitchen, room, dining room, patio.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear. Husband: kitchen, room, dining room, patio.
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Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing happy birthday to you.
Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing happy birthday to you.
I didn't want to be the one to forget.
I didn't want to be the one to forget.
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day.
I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous. Thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous. Thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
the saddest part isn't that with each passing day I feel like I need you more, but it's the fact that you don't need me at all.
the saddest part isn't that with each passing day I feel like I need you more, but it's the fact that you don't need me at all.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine.
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.