Hey, you, yeah, I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
Hey, you, yeah, I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
Hey, you, yeah, I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
I am single because GOD is busy writing the best love story for me. Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again.
Let's go to bed. I'm tired of this day. I need a new one. Good night.
Sometimes when I'm sitting here thinking about you, I wonder if you're also sitting there thinking about me.
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world. Huh…
Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up if I don't come back soon, they probably called the cops on me.
Crying doesn't make me weak, it just makes me look so. I love crying in the rain. Because when I do, no one can hear the pain.
Facebook is my escape from Disney channel and cartoon network.
I got to go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
I hate the 160-character texting limit.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.