single I just want someone who holds me tight and keeps me safe and warm while I sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that too much to ask?
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wife I love being my husband wife.
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parents I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine. She helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.
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single Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentleman. Lmao you idiot.
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winter The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
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alone-and-lonely They have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.
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heartbreak Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone. Too often we wait too long to say I'm sorry, I was wrong
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motivational When I hear, somebody sigh, life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, compared to what?
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single 1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single.
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attitude Don't mess with me, I'm too bad because you can't handle my goodness.
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jealous Had a fantastic weekend. Who knew I could snowboard?
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sister I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only biological sibling, my sister.
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