Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
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Mom, can we go to McDonald's? There's food in the fridge. That's not what I asked.
Mom, can we go to McDonald's? There's food in the fridge. That's not what I asked.
No matter how much you have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.
No matter how much you have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.
Oh, so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
Oh, so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
They say that men are quite predictable, but I beg to differ. You always know how to surprise me and sweep me off my feet.
They say that men are quite predictable, but I beg to differ. You always know how to surprise me and sweep me off my feet.
All you need is the pizza I've made a friend.
All you need is the pizza I've made a friend.
Blessings and your teachings on making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.
Blessings and your teachings on making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.
Every problem comes with a solution, but my gf doesn’t have.
Every problem comes with a solution, but my gf doesn’t have.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I have no time to hate people, who hate me. Because I'm always busy with loving people, who love me.
I have no time to hate people, who hate me. Because I'm always busy with loving people, who love me.
I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you about 5 times.
I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you about 5 times.