Watch your wedding video in reverse you'll love the part where you walk back down the easily out the door into the car and bugger off with your mates
We become what we think about.
Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
Why would you choose failure when success is an option?
Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
You know what friends your polite nature to others always hurts you.
Anyone who can make hot chocolate.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Cheating is not an accident guys. Falling off a bike is an accident.
Decision defines destiny.
Don't cry over somebody that won't cry over you.
Don't push your relationship with a person too hard, if it’s meant to be then it will happen.