I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
I was only a time-pass in your life.
I'm not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I'm that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
B+ is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths. It's my favorite quote: be positive.
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
How can I go back to where the smile I had was real?
I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
I love doing last minute christmas shopping.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.