Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
Status
I'm done begging for your love.
I'm done begging for your love.
I'm going to take the past and burn it up. Lifts my head and carry on, because of a baby, I'm stronger than you'll ever know.
I'm going to take the past and burn it up. Lifts my head and carry on, because of a baby, I'm stronger than you'll ever know.
Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the lol was necessary.
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the lol was necessary.
Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a sandwich. You want those leftovers too?
Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a sandwich. You want those leftovers too?
You may be out of my sight. But never out of my mind. I miss you.
You may be out of my sight. But never out of my mind. I miss you.
During the day, I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
During the day, I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.
I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.
I'm the girl you'll never be.
I'm the girl you'll never be.
No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
The single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
The single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.