You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
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At times, I wish I could change the past. But sometimes the past changes you.
At times, I wish I could change the past. But sometimes the past changes you.
Dear pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Dear pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels disrespectful.
I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels disrespectful.
I want to post a selfie but I don't want to post a selfie cause I'm ugly but I want to post a selfie do you see my problem.
I want to post a selfie but I don't want to post a selfie cause I'm ugly but I want to post a selfie do you see my problem.
Is there going to be food? Yeah ok, then I'm coming.
Is there going to be food? Yeah ok, then I'm coming.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Pain is the only thing that's telling me I'm still alive.
Pain is the only thing that's telling me I'm still alive.
Take me drunk I'm home.
Take me drunk I'm home.
There's still only one person who hasn't given up on me. GOD, thank you for loving me.
There's still only one person who hasn't given up on me. GOD, thank you for loving me.
What kind of place is this? It's beautiful. Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky. I'm moving here.
What kind of place is this? It's beautiful. Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky. I'm moving here.