I have no time to hate people, who hate me. Because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me.
I have no time to hate people, who hate me. Because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me.
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I think I should make a girlfriend.
I think I should make a girlfriend.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people and I'm still single.
I'm not on steroids, but thanks for asking.
I'm not on steroids, but thanks for asking.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you
The perfect husband as described by magazines doesn't exist. That's because he has already been taken by me. I love you.
The perfect husband as described by magazines doesn't exist. That's because he has already been taken by me. I love you.
They say don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
They say don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
he said he'd love me forever. Forever ended quickly.
he said he'd love me forever. Forever ended quickly.
I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
If a kiss could tell you how much I love you, I am sure we would be kissing forever.
If a kiss could tell you how much I love you, I am sure we would be kissing forever.