You don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly.
You don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly.
You don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly.
You just must learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Be happy with the little you have. There are some people with nothing who still manage to smile.
Dear food commercials, no one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'
Fraud is the daughter of greed.
Live for today. Plan for tomorrow. Party tonight.
Never stop screaming, playing and laughing, it's part of our childhood which will always be with us.
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Are your parent’s siblings?
Beauty always promises but never gives anything.