I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a serial killer.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a serial killer.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a serial killer.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
If I weren't doing what I'm doing today. I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a motorcycle.
I'm tired of getting my hopes up for things that I know will never happen.
Mine is- never trust on girl’s coz they didn't care any boy
I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a world of misery.
I could conquer the world with just one hand if you were holding the other.
I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether I'm allergic to sex.
My brother. My love and my life.
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.
The World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.