Some people make me want to gift them a t-shirt. Which reads, my parents send their apologies to the world.
Some people make me want to gift them a t-shirt. Which reads, my parents send their apologies to the world.
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When your ex-says you'll never find anyone like me. Just smile and reply, that’s the point.
When your ex-says you'll never find anyone like me. Just smile and reply, that’s the point.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Consider my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
Consider my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
For you I am always here to stay, each year to wish the happiest birthday.
For you I am always here to stay, each year to wish the happiest birthday.
I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens.
I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens.
I am going to complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they're all weak.
I am going to complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they're all weak.
I look at people sometimes and think. Really? That's the sperm that won.
I look at people sometimes and think. Really? That's the sperm that won.
I love you so much that I would have married you even if you were a rock.
I love you so much that I would have married you even if you were a rock.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.