No matter how old I get, I always want my mom when I don't feel good.
No matter how old I get, I always want my mom when I don't feel good.
Status
Relationship status: looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
Relationship status: looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
Without her permission I will touch her only to wipe her tears. That is true love.
Without her permission I will touch her only to wipe her tears. That is true love.
Yes, Facebook I know I'm single, but stop with the damn dating sites ads.
Yes, Facebook I know I'm single, but stop with the damn dating sites ads.
You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
Doubt me, hate me, you're the inspiration I need.
Doubt me, hate me, you're the inspiration I need.
I can always make you smiling.
I can always make you smiling.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all. Never any less than 12%.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all. Never any less than 12%.
I eat so much. I make fat kids look skinny.
I eat so much. I make fat kids look skinny.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I love my brother's lot.
I love my brother's lot.