I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
I love my parents a lot. Even if they can be annoying I know they want the best for me.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
I'll admit I never was the perfect one. I was not always there. I didn't make you smile always but there is one thing I'll admit I did. I was the best person I could be for you.
I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
I'm doing it for me.
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.
You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this. Good morning.
You treat me like shit for no reason, yet I'm still in love with you. Stop breaking my heart. I just want to love you.
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever will. Sincerely, spider.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.