The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
Status
What's worse than being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it.
What's worse than being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it.
When I’m a pedestrian I hate cars. When I’m driving, I hate pedestrians?
When I’m a pedestrian I hate cars. When I’m driving, I hate pedestrians?
Don't put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don't tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.
Don't put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don't tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.
GOD is creative, I mean. Just look at me.
GOD is creative, I mean. Just look at me.
I only want to be with you twice. Now, and forever.
I only want to be with you twice. Now, and forever.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
I'm sorry I can't speak very coherently.
I'm sorry I can't speak very coherently.
I had the goal to be the best from day one.
I had the goal to be the best from day one.
I hate you. Hate you more than anything
I hate you. Hate you more than anything